September 2, 2014
How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market
Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
Arsene Wenger:
Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
September 2, 2014
"Erik is a great, down to earth boy who fits perfectly with Borussia Dortmund."

— Michael Zorc about Erik Durm (via marckoreus)

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September 2, 2014

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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September 2, 2014
Someone phoned my house today...
Man: Hi is Mrs.... There please?
Me: No shes not here at the minute, can i take a message?
Man: Yes could you tell her the hearing company phoned please?
Me: Who? I didnt catch it
Man: The hearing company
Me: ....... *laughs* ok byeee
He missed my joke and i wanted to cry! Reblog if you get it?
September 2, 2014

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

First day back at school

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Second day back at school

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September 2, 2014

podolzki:

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September 2, 2014

matthealys:

I can’t even imagine what it will feel like when they release new music it’s been sooooo long

September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

marcondomreus:

She touched his hair :O

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September 2, 2014

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